Child Labor

YOUNG PROFESSIONAL

Guy: going to school?
Dom: nope, work
.......long pause.......
Guy: just for the summer, right?
Dom: no, I work full time
.......long pause.......
Guy: you look very young
Dom: oh..

- New York
Submitted by Dom

So hot in here

So...
I walk into the elevator today with 5 other people. It's arguably 100 degrees outside and I insist on bringing too much stuff to work everyday, so I'm hot. Uncomfortably, hot. I decide to talk to the other 5 people in the elevator, none of which I know, and share my disgust with the heat.

Tara: Okay. Summer was great but I am ready to move right along to Fall.

Silence from all of the people in the elevator.

New theory- chance of awkward elevator ride rises with each additional person you do not know in it.

- New York
Submitted by Tara